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hello yes, 911 send me an aMBULANCE
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it took me so long to realize what this was and i’m crying
I thought we were supposed to have grown up in university.
They have warned their fellow students that the ground is lava to prevent any injuries I think that is very mature of them
reblogging again
IT GOT BETTER
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I don’t know bout y’all, but the Yahoo staff are fucking HILARIOUS
We are not fucking HILARIOUS
HILARIOUS COME HERE AND TELL THEM THAT WE ARE NOT FUCKING
theyahoostaff and i are just friends gOD
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For those of you who don’t understand archaeology, I have made a diagram.
CASE CLOSED.
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These awesome photos are from the 2013 Weston Sand Sculpture Festival on the sandy shores of Weston-super-Mare in Somerset, England. Each year the festival has a different theme and this year’s theme is Hollywood.
“Since the festival started in 2006, themes have included Fairy Tales, The Continents of the World, Under the Ocean, Great Britain, and The Jungle. What began with two Dutch sand sculptors building a giant King Kong from 30 tonnes of sand has now turned into a world famous get-together of some of the niftiest hands in sand sculpting.
More than 20 of the world’s greatest sculptors from nine different countries are working away using 4,000 tonnes of sand from the beach.”
The festival opened on Good Friday and runs through the end of September.
Visit Dailymail.co.uk to view more of the awesome sand sculptures from this year’s Weston Sand Sculpture Festival.
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1: Full name : Jennifer Erroch
2: Age : 20
3: 3 Fears : Spiders, Blood, Small Spaces.
4: 3 things I love : Clear night skies, Heavy, heavy rain, Remembering my dreams.
5: 4 turns on : Hmm.. Soft neck biting, whispering nice (or not so nice) things in my ear, that black T-shirt... and yeah. Basically, Gary is a walking turn on.
6: 4 turns off : His mum talking to him about tea or something through the closed door. Not much else can put me off...
7: My best friend(s) : Charlotte and Mhairi.
8: Sexual orientation : Straight.
9: My best first date : Ehh.. well.. I.. does it count as a first date if it was a getting back together meeting? If so, Paisley Wetherspoons, eating a toastie, and drinking some pints.
10: How tall am I : I do not know.. 5'6 ish I think. Maybe more maybe less.
11: What do I miss : I miss High School cafeteria food. And I miss waterfights with the neighbours and I miss being able to fit into my bikini top.. Damn breasts and their desire to grow.
12: What time were I born : Midday-ish...?
13: Favourite color : Green!
14: Do I have a crush : Well, no. I have a boyfriend. That's different, right?
15: Favourite quote : I don't have one. Sorry.
16: Favourite place : The place in my dreams where I feel safest, away from the worries and difficult choices reality gives me.
17: Favourite food : Lightly battered chicken in a honey and mustard grain dressing (from Cafe Andaluz).
18: Do I use sarcasm : Yes. I do. Regularly.
19: What am I listening to right now : The sound my laptop makes when it is on..
20: First thing I notice in new person : That they are new and I haven't met them before, would be the first thing, probably. Eye colour would be a close second.
21: Shoe size : UK5
22: Eye color : Hazel; Browny green with hints of orange and gold.
23: Hair color : Currently, red, with mousy brown roots.
24: Favourite style of clothing : Clothing has styles? What? No one told me.
25: Ever done a prank call? : Back in the day.
27: Meaning behind my URL : J is for Jennifer. erroch is for Erroch. It's my name, yo.
28: Favourite movie : Love Exposure/Ai no Mukidashi
29: Favourite song : Any song Gary writes becomes my favourite.
30: Favourite band : I do not have any favourites.. Sorry.
31: How I feel right now : Tired, but not tired enough to sleep.
32: Someone I love : My Gran. Since she raised me. And is one of the strongest ladies I have ever met.
33: My current relationship status : In a relationship.
34: My relationship with my parents : Partially ideally non-existant.
35: Favourite holiday : Christmas, probably.
36: Tattoos and piercing i have : Ears pierced, once. No tattoos.
37: Tattoos and piercing i want : Undecided. No more piercings. But I want tattoos to have some significance to me. Will decide when something significant happens.
38: The reason I joined Tumblr : Because a friend told me to, I believe.
39: Do I and my last ex hate each other : Well, my last ex is my current boyfriend.. so.. probably don't hate him. Probably.
40: Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts : Sometimes..
41: Have I ever kissed the last person you texted? Yes. Many, many times.
42: When did I last hold hands? : Monday.
43: How long does it take me to get ready in the morning? : Ha. Morning. Well, somewhere between half and hour and two hours. It may differ depending on if it's 'Eugh! Morning!' or 'It's morning and I am actually awake.. cool.'
44: Have You shaved your legs in the past three days? : Yes.
45: Where am I right now? : In my bed.
46: If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me? Well, I haven't been that drunk since I was 15, so, it's hard to tell. Probably Mhairi. She seems the most responsible. Or Gary, if he doesn't have any other option.
47: Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level? : Depends on my mood.
48: Do I live with my Mom and Dad? : No, I live with my Gran. Can't even imagine living with either of them. Well I can, it'd either be a messy health hazard or an over cramped health hazard. No thanks.
49: Am I excited for anything? : To go and see Iron Man 3 tomorrow, and to go to a party next weekend, and to quit my job, some day.
50: Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to? : Well, I don't tell anyone everything, but people who would be accepting if I were to tell them everything, probably Gary and Grant. Gary has no choice, and Grant is the nicest human being I have ever met.
51: How often do I wear a fake smile? : I work in a bar. Wearing a fake smile is the biggest part of the job.
52: When was the last time I hugged someone? : Yesterday. It was Jan, my adorable Thai step-mum, when she and my dad were dropping me off after Drama's AGM/Cheese and Wine night.
53: What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me? : Well, if he were, I would probably cry, a lot. And punch him. Probably.
54: Is there anyone I trust even though I should not? : Well, how do you know you shouldn't trust someone if you trust them wholeheartedly? I mean, surely if you suspect that you shouldn't trust someone then you don't completely trust them.. Does that make sense?
55: What is something I disliked about today? : I disliked a fly being in the kitchen, and a wasp flying about an open window, and that it was so warm my skin started itching like a bitch.
56: If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be? : I don't know. Someone who could make an amazing, positive impact on my life...
57: What do I think about most? : Myself.
58: What’s my strangest talent? : I'm not sure I have any.
59: Do I have any strange phobias? : All my phobias are pretty basic. Strangest it gets is losing feeling in my feet when I see blood or someone graphically describes a wound or something.
60: Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it? : Depends why there's a camera there.
61: What was the last lie I told? : "I have less money than I thought." It was a staff night out, I felt too ill to go, and people don't believe me when I say I'm ill in work, because it happens so often.
62: Do I prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online? Phone call.
63: Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens? : Ghosts, yes. Aliens.. undecided. I've had experiences which allow me to believe in ghosts, I've had none with Aliens.
64: Do I believe in magic? : I would like to.
65: Do I believe in luck? : I would like to, but I don't seem to have much of it. Just seem to bring it to others.
66: What's the weather like right now? : Warm. Clear.
67: What was the last book I've read? : Dead Until Dark, Charlaine Harris.
68: Do I like the smell of gasoline? : Meh. It's a smell. Not really got an opinion..
69: Do I have any nicknames? : Jen, Jenny, Jefinar, as of recently, Baby Gurl. I don't particularly enjoy the last one, which is why it exists.
70: What was the worst injury I've ever had? : Chipping my skull with a snow board, whilst it was still attached to my feet. I was a very flexible first year, apparently.
71: Do I spend money or save it? : Spend spend spend. :(
72: Can I touch my nose with a tongue? : No.
73: Is there anything pink in 10 feets from me? : My bra.
74: Favourite animal? : I like most animals. But cats are probably the favourite.
75: What was I doing last night at 12 AM? : Being driven home by my dad and Jan.
76: What do I think is Satan’s last name is? : Satin.
77: What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it? : Most Infinite songs.
78: How can you win my heart? : By trying really, really, really hard.
79: What would I want to be written on my tombstone? : My name, probably.
80: What is my favorite word? : I don't have.. :/
81: My top 5 blogs on tumblr : Smooshless; itsjaynebtw; tonguetiedandterrified; gigglez; anabelleison.
82: If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say? : Why are you listening to what I'm saying when you rarely listen to anyone else who speaks any amount of sense?
83: Do I have any relatives in jail? : None that I know.
84: I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power? : The power to control liquids.
85: What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on? : Any question I don't know the answer to.
86: What is my current desktop picture? Mountains and water and beautiful built in windows 8 desktoppyness.
87: Had sex? : Yes.. I might have.. once or twice..
88: Bought condoms? : Yah.
89: Gotten pregnant? : Nope.
90: Failed a class? : Yes. On purpose. Dropped out half way, counts as failing, right?
91: Kissed a boy? : Several.
92: Kissed a girl? : Several.
93: Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain? : Yes, one of my favourite kisses.
94: Had job? : Yes. Only job ever had is my current. Been there for over two years, and am so done with it.
95: Left the house without my wallet? : Yeah. Annoying that.
96: Bullied someone on the internet? : Yes. And I am ashamed of it. I bullied a girl because my friends told me to. And in the end I wasn't hearing the truth from my 'friends'. I hurt a girl because I didn't listen to her side of the story.
97: Had sex in public? : Not yet.
98: Played on a sports team? : Does dancing count?
99: Smoked weed? : Not allowed, apparently.
100: Did drugs? : Nope.
101: Smoked cigarettes? : Yes.. But it's been about six months or more since I last had an impulse cigarette. Have never been a regular smoker.
102: Drank alcohol? : I'm a Scottish 20 year old, with no alcohol allergy. What do you think?
103: Am I a vegetarian/vegan? : No. I love Chicken and Cheeseburgers and bacon too much.
104: Been overweight? : Very slightly.
105: Been underweight? : Very slightly.
106: Been to a wedding? : 4. Was an alter server at one.
107: Been on the computer for 5 hours straight? : Haha. It's 3:07am. I've been infront of this screen since about 2pm.
108: Watched TV for 5 hours straight? : Yes.
109: Been outside my home country? : Yessss.
110: Gotten my heart broken? : Yes. :( But he fixed it again, so, I guess that's ok.
111: Been to a professional sports game? : Pffffffff. No.
112: Broken a bone? : Nope.
113: Cut myself? : Yeah. 12/13 difficult time. It was silly. We're over it. blood phobia blood phobia blood phobia.
114: Been to prom? : Jaaaah. Soup was very good.
115: Been in airplane? : Oui.
116: Fly by helicopter? : Nope.
117: What concerts have I been to? : Ehhh.. Mostly rubbish ones. Best was Rage Factor 2010. Best thing in my life ever. Zach de la Rocha, beautiful man.
118: Had a crush on someone of the same sex? : Yes. He name is Gemma. She was the first girl I ever kissed.
119: Learned another language? : Trying to learn Korean, man.
120: Wore make up? : Jaaah.
121: Lost my virginity before I was 18? : Nope.
122: Had oral sex? : Yes.
123: Dyed my hair? : Yes. Regularly.
124: Voted in a presidential election? : No..
125: Rode in an ambulance? : Yes. Once. I don't remember much beyond wanting to cry and throw up and answer the attractive paramedic's questions without doing either of the previously mentioned things.
126: Had a surgery? : Yes. Dental. Tooth under gum, too close to a nerve, could have been paralysed, wasn't, threw up buckets of blood. Had McDonalds, went home. The end.
127: Met someone famous? : Yes. That guy that's in Brave heart and Harry Potter 7 part 1.
128: Stalked someone on a social network? : Daily, man.
129: Peed outside? : Yes... I drink a lot, okay?!
130: Been fishing? : Nope.
131: Helped with charity? : Yes!
132: Been rejected by a crush? : Back in the day, man. Haha. Gary even rejected me at first, because he didn't think it made sense that we liked each other despite not seeing each other for about a year.. Only took four years.
133: Broken a mirror? : Yes.
134: What do I want for birthday? : To be surrounded by people who I love.
135: How many kids do I want and what will be their names? : What happens happens. I'll know their names when I meet them.
136: Was I named after anyone? : Not that I know of.
137: Do I like my handwriting? : Sometimes.
138: What was my favourite toy as a child? : The outdoors were my greatest toys. Climbing trees, playing out scenarios, grass for dinner plates, sticks for swords.
139: Favourite Tv Show? : I struggle with favouritism.
140: Where do I want to live when older? : Somewhere where I feel happy and comfortable, surrounded by people I love, and who love me.
141: Play any musical instrument? : No.
142: One of my scars, how did I get it? : Little scar on my right wrist, was bitten by two cats on the same spot. One was the neighbour's cat. Got bit stopping it from fighting my mum's cat, second was my mum's cat who was sniffing the plaster, smelled the other cat on me and bit.
143: Favourite pizza topping? : Jalapeno
144: Am I afraid of the dark? : Only after something scary.
145: Am I afraid of heights? : Only if I don't feel secure and stable.
146: Have I ever got caught sneaking out or doing anything bad? : When I was very, very little. Don't remember the exact story. Wanted to see my best friend, I guess.
147: Have I ever tried my hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end? : Too many times to count.
148: What I'm really bad at : Hiding my emotions.
149: What my greatest achievments are : I don't really have any greatest achievement. All my achievements are average.
150: The meanest thing somebody has ever said to me : A friend told me to get a certain number of bus, backing up a girl who started arguing with me online for some really pointless reason. The number of the bus was the bus going to a local mental hospital. One, this friend knew, that my mother had been a resident in for a long, difficult period of time. She was telling me I belonged in there. Which is something she knew was one of my greatest fears.
151: What I'd do if I won in a lottery : Basics, buy a big house. Feed myself for life.
152: What do I like about myself : My eyes, my honesty, my ability to give people the chances they deserve.
153: My closest Tumblr friend : Basically, most people of interest, to me, on tumblr, are people who I have met in person first, so, not really tumblr specific friends. Otherwise, I don't really have friends.. I have people who post cool shit that makes me happy, most of the time.
154: Something I fantasize about : Someone coming up to me on the street and thanking me for something I have done that has affected them positively.
155: Any question you'd like? Fire away, if you read this far.
On to Iconium: I have never understood when people watch a kissing scene and say “omg...
I have never understood when people watch a kissing scene and say “omg that couldn’t have all been acting!!!!!”
Seriously? From the actors’ perspectives, they are literally in one of the most uncomfortable scenarios. There’s tons of people watching them, there are cameras in their faces, and they have to kiss this person in front of everyone, probably multiple times. And I’m not saying that no actor has ever enjoyed a kissing scene, but like, that doesn’t mean that they feel attracted to the person that they’re kissing.
If an onscreen kiss is bad and there’s no chemistry or anything, then the acting is criticized.
But if an onscreen kiss is good and there is chemistry, there’s the automatic response of “OMG THAT WAS SO NOT ACTINGGGG”
Like, here’s a thought. Maybe they just happen to be really great actors? They’re in character. Their characters are in love/like each other/want to kiss one another. Actors are not their characters, and just because their characters might feel that way, that doesn’t mean the actors do too. But if they show that they don’t feel attracted to the person, then the acting suffers, so they can’t.
Because, you know.
They’re acting.
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Tree struck by lightning caused the bark to explode, effectively stripping the tree
nothing gets me hotter than a good old strip treese
r u kidding me
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